so. episode one. bring it on.
IT NEVER HAPPENED?!?!
WHAT?
THE FOOT'S UNDERWATER?
[ps why is desmond on this plane?]
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i hate commercials.
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WAIT!
IT DID HAPPEN?!
WHAT'S GOING ONNNN??????!!!!!!!
...13 minutes in and i have NO idea what's going on. lost...you're amazing.
juliet's dead.
so now sawyer and kate can be together <3>"oh god, this is gross." gotta love hurley providing comic relief, even for just a second :)
DONT DIE SAYID. DONT DO IT. WHO WILL YELL SHANNON?
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i hate commercials. seriously, although this has been a great advertising technique, it is now just a nuisance. with dvr i don't even watch commercials anymore. and if i haaaave to watch commercials, i usually turn down the volume and do something else (write a facebook note, for example). and it's also unfair to advertise food late at night. because then people get hungry and it's not healthy to eat close to your bedtime, everyone knows that. another thing about commercials-there has to be a very careful balance of being played often and being overplayed. like that comcast on demand couple or whatever that is? stupid commercial. and it's on all the time. however, it's not on nearly as often as that god awful elmer fudd commercial. ...luckily for the commercial business lost is back on and i will no longer be ranting about commercials hahah
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WHERE. IS. SHANNON????? SHANNON?! SHANNON?! (speaking of which, i hope sayid isn't dead)
aww, "if this thing goes down, im sticking with you" awkward because that's why you die. poor boone.
blahhhhhhhhhhhh dead john locke is SO CREEPY. i wish they hadn't posed him smiling. what am i saying "posed him?" i wish he would stop smiling. slash smirking. whatever he's doing. it's going to be in my nightmares tonight.
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let's take a break and discuss things we want answers to:
a) why did the bomb do NOTHING? i was willing to accept that guns work after being completely submerged in water. i was willing to accept that guitars are fine after being soaked and that a rockstar would allow his guitar to get rained on nbd. i was willing to accept that normal people can perform births like it's whatever. i was willing to accept that they had sweet working torches at their disposal at all times. and i was even willing to accept that "you all everybody" is a legit song, not just a chorus on repeat. but a bomb being set off then doing nothing? come on lost. i just hope it doesn't take too too long to have it explained because i would really like to know what is going on. i'm impatient. it probably comes with the territory of watching the last five seasons back to back to back without commercials. oh! it's back on!
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it's pretty handy that hurley can see dead people. just saying.
really kate? juliet's probably just resting? nooo, i think she's playing an xbox.
NOT RESPONDING???? I HOPE ITS NOT CHARLIE AHHHHHHHH is he alive??? AHHH IT IS CHARLIE!!!!!! i would recognize those nails anywhere.
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ANOTHER COMMERCIAL?!?! IT JUST CAME BACK ON!!! blahhhhh
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CHARLIEEEEEEE DONT DIE ON ME (AGAIN!!)
he definitely has heroin in his throat. way to go, charlie. give him the heimlich, stop looking for a pen! and why is your pen missing? is that something i should have remembered from the past? oh no.
OH THANK GOD HES ALIVE. i couldn't go through that again. i'm still an emotional mess from the last time.
juliet, you could die. i'm quite the sawyer/kate shipper. and even if i don't fully support the kate/sawyer thing because neither one is really into relationships, i'm defffinitely NOT into sawyer/juliet. AT ALL. ew.
it's about time hurley mentioned the temple. let's goooooo, time's a'wastin and sayid's a'dyin.
hey black smoke monster, long time no see!
oh, smooth move with the rock there, smokey. you're a genius.
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overactive bladder commercials are completely inappropriate.
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oh, they got her out and she's alive. lame.
oh.
awkward.
she's dead.
and now sawyer's out to get jack. even lamer.
CHARLIE! ...in handcuffs. sigh. i would love if he could be a real character again. hahah charlie, so witty, you were meant to die. i guess desmond was talking to him before he got to the bathroom. i bet he had a vision of him on the bathroom floor. what a classy way to die. but i'm still going with assassination.
aaaanyway. lost. emotional music. scanning through the people we have come to know and love (well, some of them).
look at LA. the island was prettier.
bye, kate. bye, charlie. charlie looked better with longer hair anyway.
those are the guns that saved their lives. and caused a whole worlddd of conflict.
aww rose and bernard are so cute <3
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i am SO intrigued!! i really can't figure out how these two worlds are going to coexist! the past/present i understood. the future/present i understood. i even understood the past/future/present (with a little help from billy). but this? this whole like, past/present/...present? where's daniel faraday when you need him? oh right, he's on the helter skelter dvd on the way to my house from netflix.
CHARLIE IS ON A NEW SHOW
I HEARD HIS VOICE.
YESSSSS IM WATCHING FLASH FORWARD NOW. syyyke i'm watching lost.
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oh. my. god. jack's dad is still in freaking sydney? what IS that?? and they don't know where it is?? ohhhhh, this lost season is a tricky one. I LOVE IT.
look. kate found another perfect torch. i think the others celebrate easter by hiding torches, not eggs. and the whole island is game. the kids are really bad at it, considering they're still all over the place.
ooooohh, who are these people? excitingggg!!!
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i don't like this my touch commercial. "not just a phone, a collector's item." seriously? lame.
and in regards to this mcdonalds commercial, why doesnt this man make coffee at his house then? i dont understand. when i was a caffeine addict, i wouldnt wait til i got to school to find a "fix," (im such a hardxcore addict, look at me haha) i would have a coke at home. so mcdonalds = fail.
and note to the guy in the prevacid commercial, using this medicine did not get you your sense of humor back. tell your script writer he's dumb.
hahaha doggy dentures. love it.
EW JOHN TRAVOLTA GO AWAY.
oreo commercial is overplayed.
JULIET? in V? it's weird that this show is about visitors which reminds me of others. WHY are ALL of these commercials for new shows involving lost cast members? not really complaining.
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good! that's where jack's pen went! i thought it was something important that i forgot about. so let's go kate, get that lock undone. don't be such a failure. you let the spring go? you're so dumb. i hope that gun goes off and shoots you in the vagina.
awwwwww kate and sawyer reunite :) xoxoxo he's such a gentleman, that one.
what worked, juliet? aahhhh, lost is so mysterious.
and who are these people? flight attendant? hippy free love much?
and i guess i was wrong about the guitar case, billy. my bad. i thought it made sense (which, i mean, it still does). but this is much cooler so i agree with it.
i hope they can fix sayid! he's one of the coolest characters of them all! and he's listed first on the lost imdb page!
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why WOULDNT you choose jane lynch as your side kick?! i would be like omg YES PLEASE.
ps i imdb-ed lost, right? and apparently sawyer's character josh holloway had short hair at one point in his life? ew. he looks weird and i don't like it.
these talking groundhogs freak me out.
the kfc commercial is fine, like people holding drumsticks in each hand, okay whatever. PAUSE there was definitely a man chillin with like a whole chicken breast in his hand. unacceptable. and kind of gross.
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old jin = fail.
old "not english speaking" sun = fail.
good thing they came to the island, huh?
"if we do this there are risks. understand?"
no we don't understand because you didn't tell us what the risks are. jack may or may not be in a bromance with sayid. just kidding. but wouldn't that be cute? no.
i would reeeeeally like to stop watching sayid drown now. thank you very much.
if sayid is dead im turning off my tv and never watching lost again (just kidding, of course i will). and since when is sayid jesus? this show is too religious for me.
SAYID IS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO. NO NO NO NO NO BLAHHHHHHH. come on, jack, pleeeeease save him. please? ...pretty please? ...maybe? noooooooooooooo :( however. knowing lost, i have not given up hope entirely. just mostly. this is SO depressing.
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how can these commercial people be so happy? SAYID IS DEAD. STOP BEING HAPPY.
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honestly, i don't care about kate being in the airport. i would really rather prefer to watch them figure out what happened to sayid.
that guy is in EVERYTHING.
CLAIRE! YOURE MY DOPPELGANGER!! welcome back. by the way, i would have looked for you more if i were on the island.
awww kate loves sawyer.
hurley is so smart, that's why he's my tied for second favorite character.
duuuuuude that group went CRAZY when they found out jacob died! that was insane. and john locke is even more insane. omg. out of control. well, not john locke. you know, the black man or whatever has taken over his body now. (billy, good call, you're so smart, look at you)
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ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES?!? YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. im going to go CRAZY this season. this whole watching it on real tv thing is going to be the end of me.
snow tonight. jealous?
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aww hurley and his insanity are so cute and sentimental.
sawyer, get that look outta yo eye. youre not gonna touch jack.
yeah, okay so where is jacks dad? this is insane. "they lost one of my bags" "oh cool they lost my dad's dead body" oh and then john locke is going and being all sentimental and religious-y. "nothings irreversible" like when the island makes you walk again, john locke.
omg! richard alpert and his super thick eyelashes seem worried! where is ben? and what chains? blahhhhh what is happeningggggggg??? DID YOU JUST KILL RICHARD ALPERT?! IS HE ALIVE?!
JOHN LOCKE STOP CREEPILY SMILING/SMIRKING!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
okay.
THIS SHOW IS SO INTENSE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
oh.
my.
god.
seriously?
that was INSANE.
season six?
you got me hooked.
i am SO intrigued!! i really can't figure out how these two worlds are going to coexist! the past/present i understood. the future/present i understood. i even understood the past/future/present (with a little help from billy). but this? this whole like, past/present/...present? where's daniel faraday when you need him? oh right, he's on the helter skelter dvd on the way to my house from netflix.
CHARLIE IS ON A NEW SHOW
I HEARD HIS VOICE.
YESSSSS IM WATCHING FLASH FORWARD NOW. syyyke i'm watching lost.
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oh. my. god. jack's dad is still in freaking sydney? what IS that?? and they don't know where it is?? ohhhhh, this lost season is a tricky one. I LOVE IT.
look. kate found another perfect torch. i think the others celebrate easter by hiding torches, not eggs. and the whole island is game. the kids are really bad at it, considering they're still all over the place.
ooooohh, who are these people? excitingggg!!!
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i don't like this my touch commercial. "not just a phone, a collector's item." seriously? lame.
and in regards to this mcdonalds commercial, why doesnt this man make coffee at his house then? i dont understand. when i was a caffeine addict, i wouldnt wait til i got to school to find a "fix," (im such a hardxcore addict, look at me haha) i would have a coke at home. so mcdonalds = fail.
and note to the guy in the prevacid commercial, using this medicine did not get you your sense of humor back. tell your script writer he's dumb.
hahaha doggy dentures. love it.
EW JOHN TRAVOLTA GO AWAY.
oreo commercial is overplayed.
JULIET? in V? it's weird that this show is about visitors which reminds me of others. WHY are ALL of these commercials for new shows involving lost cast members? not really complaining.
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good! that's where jack's pen went! i thought it was something important that i forgot about. so let's go kate, get that lock undone. don't be such a failure. you let the spring go? you're so dumb. i hope that gun goes off and shoots you in the vagina.
awwwwww kate and sawyer reunite :) xoxoxo he's such a gentleman, that one.
what worked, juliet? aahhhh, lost is so mysterious.
and who are these people? flight attendant? hippy free love much?
and i guess i was wrong about the guitar case, billy. my bad. i thought it made sense (which, i mean, it still does). but this is much cooler so i agree with it.
i hope they can fix sayid! he's one of the coolest characters of them all! and he's listed first on the lost imdb page!
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why WOULDNT you choose jane lynch as your side kick?! i would be like omg YES PLEASE.
ps i imdb-ed lost, right? and apparently sawyer's character josh holloway had short hair at one point in his life? ew. he looks weird and i don't like it.
these talking groundhogs freak me out.
the kfc commercial is fine, like people holding drumsticks in each hand, okay whatever. PAUSE there was definitely a man chillin with like a whole chicken breast in his hand. unacceptable. and kind of gross.
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old jin = fail.
old "not english speaking" sun = fail.
good thing they came to the island, huh?
"if we do this there are risks. understand?"
no we don't understand because you didn't tell us what the risks are. jack may or may not be in a bromance with sayid. just kidding. but wouldn't that be cute? no.
i would reeeeeally like to stop watching sayid drown now. thank you very much.
if sayid is dead im turning off my tv and never watching lost again (just kidding, of course i will). and since when is sayid jesus? this show is too religious for me.
SAYID IS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO. NO NO NO NO NO BLAHHHHHHH. come on, jack, pleeeeease save him. please? ...pretty please? ...maybe? noooooooooooooo :( however. knowing lost, i have not given up hope entirely. just mostly. this is SO depressing.
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how can these commercial people be so happy? SAYID IS DEAD. STOP BEING HAPPY.
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honestly, i don't care about kate being in the airport. i would really rather prefer to watch them figure out what happened to sayid.
that guy is in EVERYTHING.
CLAIRE! YOURE MY DOPPELGANGER!! welcome back. by the way, i would have looked for you more if i were on the island.
awww kate loves sawyer.
hurley is so smart, that's why he's my tied for second favorite character.
duuuuuude that group went CRAZY when they found out jacob died! that was insane. and john locke is even more insane. omg. out of control. well, not john locke. you know, the black man or whatever has taken over his body now. (billy, good call, you're so smart, look at you)
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ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES?!? YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. im going to go CRAZY this season. this whole watching it on real tv thing is going to be the end of me.
snow tonight. jealous?
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aww hurley and his insanity are so cute and sentimental.
sawyer, get that look outta yo eye. youre not gonna touch jack.
yeah, okay so where is jacks dad? this is insane. "they lost one of my bags" "oh cool they lost my dad's dead body" oh and then john locke is going and being all sentimental and religious-y. "nothings irreversible" like when the island makes you walk again, john locke.
omg! richard alpert and his super thick eyelashes seem worried! where is ben? and what chains? blahhhhh what is happeningggggggg??? DID YOU JUST KILL RICHARD ALPERT?! IS HE ALIVE?!
JOHN LOCKE STOP CREEPILY SMILING/SMIRKING!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
okay.
THIS SHOW IS SO INTENSE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
oh.
my.
god.
seriously?
that was INSANE.
season six?
you got me hooked.
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