episode three.

Sorry about the lack of a follow-up post, this week has been awful to say the least (except this weekend, awww aww okay that's enough haha)
I mean, really though, there is A LOT to theorize on, but we don't have a lot of information so it's just a bunch of random ideas randomly thrown out there....randomly. So for now, it's not a huge deal.


So on to episode three...


ewwww john locke in a bathtub, no thank you.
and it just really freaks me out that helen is the woman from smart house.

oh, okay hey richard. what are you doing in there?


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i found out when richard was previously in chains from billy/his friend - he was in chains on the boat that was arriving at the island when the black man and jacob were talking. he's been there ever since.

omg WHAT was that bing commercial?! why is he a vampire?? omggg. weird.
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john locke was fired. that's awkward. his boss is weird looking. that's awkward too.
YES HE'S GOING TO TELL US EVERYTHING!!!! hahaha probs not.
what the...ew. that child was gross. who was that? blahhhh more to theorize on!

hellooooooo sawyer :)


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i LOVED that old spice commercial omg what WAS that??
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hugo <3
i'm so happy he's part of this show. he's so positive! which is something this show is seriously lacking.
ew...a dead man is getting ripe? for real? that's gross.

so the island is unsafe...
how does she know about jin? darrnnnnn did i miss something again?
and yes, you do need to bury him, both for religious/peaceful reasons and also for "don't leave the dead man on the beach to hang out" reasons.
THAT KID! so sawyer can see him too! kill him? sawyer????
IS THAT LITTLE JACOB?!!? it certainly looked like him.


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theory one: deffffinitely little jacob. i don't know how it happened, but that's little jacob because they look a lot alike.
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trying to make sawyer feel crazy, gooooood tactic after he knows youre an insane man hahah
animal? are you serious? what a joke.
ROSE! I LOVE HERRRR :) - john locke NEEDS to calm down...im tired of him always being like DONT TELL ME WHAT I CANT DO BLAHBLAHBLAH its SO annoying and eventually he needs to accept that he's in a freaking wheelchair and CANNOT work in construction. seriously.

of mice and men reference! loveee being an english major
the black man is very convincing though...especially to sawyer who has been through hell and back.


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the commercial break was a GREAT amount of time to make popcorn :)
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ps what ever happened to those people who were buried alive?
awww ben that's so sad.

okay, not only did he lie to his boss...he lied to helen? lameeeee. why couldnt he just tell her?
alright, so he's over denial...that sure was angry.
ew old people stop making out.

oh, okay there's conveniently a ladder down the side of the mountain. that just screeeams set up.
OH MY GOD SAWYER!! DONT DIE!!
goodbye, jacob, out to sea you get thrown.
what the...thats SO creepy!! that's SUCH an awful room!


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im not feeling this blog anymore...i want to just watch it :/
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the music is freaking out. as if we couldnt recognize ben by his voice...
so jacob controls your life from the moment he meets you? it's weird because he came SO early to sawyer and so much later to sayid and etc.
candidate = the new jacob.
-hugo, sayid, jack, sawyer, jin or sun. kate?
but he thinks the island is safe by itself.

wait! it's 10 already??? whaaaaaaat?? what about claire and the rest of everyone?!?! blahhhhhhh


i don't know if i will continue with this because i'd much rather just get caught up in the episode. i'll think about it

episode two.

welcome back, sayid :)

"what happened to me?" is that going to be the new Charlie question? i doubt it. because charlie's just that liiiiittle bit cooler (sorry, nicole).

so this one is all about kate, huh? that's kind of a shame because i think she's really annoying but it's whatever. it's totally legit because claire's there!!

jack and kate moment?? where did that come from? not being able to watch the episodes back to back makes me forget things :( that's alright.

[ps, kate always looks normal when she's dirty. when she's clean i like can't even recognize her. ie, that makeup commercial]

hahaha hugo is the leader! FINALLY hahah :)

okay so the wound is like, already healed? deffffinitely things to speculate

james! sawyer! yes you do have to stay! you're one of the cool guys. besides, without you, who will give the characters random nicknames?

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Chris hadn't read my blog!! I acquainted him with it.

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I oftentimes forget that Jin speaks English now. I don't like it.

Yooo, Claire is so gh3tt0 in that pic hahah love her.

I don't like that Kate calls Sawyer James now. It's a Juliet thing. And I didn't like Juliet. AND JACK SHOULD HAVE KISSED HER. and this is yet another reason why sawyer and kate are meant to be together forever haha

ahh, the torturer gets tortured. but is it irony or a coincidence? and WHERE is that hot poker going? this is getting a little inappropriate. oh, okay, his arm. but i still don't like sayid to be yelling unless he's yelling SHANNON! and what test are they talking about? oh jk it was a lie? and he didn't know? what's going onnnn?

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i LOVE the vw commercial :)

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if kate were seriously running for her life, why would she go back to get claire? and where are they ps? like how did she know she was going to be there?

and the couple didn't show. i think that's going to be important. my thoughts in the followup post to come.

hmmmm...very interesting...planes...

russo? ...hmmmm...

remember him? stop whining about being a prison guard.

"step aside." wait. they actually did?

oohhhh what is this mysterious pill?? i'm glad they're blaming jack for all the violent stuff that has happened. finally someone sees the truth. so go, jack, redeem yo'self. what infection are they talking about though? this is so annoyinggg

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"this is the single most frustrating show on television" - nicole. truthhhh.

THE OPEN HEART COLLECTION IS SO UGLY.

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okay. so sayid has some "infection." and jack is finally coming clean about the fact that jack had nothing to do with the saving. i'm kind of sad that sayid is so willing to go along with this though...he seemed smarter. however, which option does he have?

now in the interview emilie said that claire was returning as a whole new like, different claire. i feel like this is the same claire...? maybe more anxious about giving up the baby i guess, but we all know that giving up turniphead is a sin anyway.

omg...this is really intense. the mom's just like sorry nope bye. stress induced labor. greaaaaaat.

you know, i really hate that sawyer loves juliet or whatever. i hated juliet. and even though i'm not a huuuuuge kate fan, i'm still toootally down for some sawyer loves kate time.

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okay so why is kate still driving the stolen taxi? i don't understand.

gahhhh ethan this is disgusting ew ew ew. claire, don't have your baby with ethan!!!! yes you DO wanna stick her with needles! you're an other! a creeeepy other at that! blahhhh

so kate needs to find claire to reconcile the whole "oh ps i kiiiiiinda stole aaron from you" thing. awww heart to heart moment with sawyer. too bad it's about juliet... :/

hahaha that guy has a baseball just like house has his ball! common thinking tool.

"brought here" is definitely going to be like a main idea i guess.

good point, sayid did already die. but why would jack trust you ("i don't trust myself" jack you're ridiculous)? geeeeeeeeeeez WHY was that so intense what was that? grand. poison. this is so intense.

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spinach and artichoke dip time! hahah and people who don't like lost can just like...not be here.

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claire tooootally covered for kate. that's cute! and gave her her credit card! aww they're so cute. and i'm glad she's still naming him aaron... and it's totally random like it was last time. however, i'm a fan of turniphead.

so let's see this poison pill's effects. it's definitely to kill Sayid and let jacob take over his body. and they're feeding him some story about how the black monster took him over? FALSE the black monster is in locke. and the black monster is in claire too?? how many people can this take over????

omg jin! jinnnnn oh no oh no oh no. THANK GOD.

OH MY GOD, CLAIRE?!?!?! "claire is the new russo!"

Predictions for episode two?

So I've decided that the night of the original airdate, a posting will go up exactly like it did last week. Then, sometime in between the Tuesdays, I'll post something to the effect of "What's going to happen now?"

I really want this to be interactive! Leave comments, share your thoughts, you know, pull a Disney channel and "express yourself."

So let's see what happened. A quick recap:

-John Locke is dead. There is now something else parading around as Locke.

-Jacob's posse goes into the foot statue and shoot Locke, who is unharmed...? The smoke monster comes out and attacks the posse. They die.

-Juliet dies. Sawyer blames Jack.

-They go to the Temple and meet a whole group of new people who Hurley had been told by Jacob would be able to save Sayid. Instead, Sayid dies.

-The group finds out Jacob died and FREAKS OUT and goes into total lockdown mode.

-Richard Alpert may or may not be dead and if he's dead, the fake Locke killed him.

-Sayid comes back. But is it really Sayid?

If you missed it (it aired right after the show), you should definitely watch Jimmy Kimmel's interview with the writers of Lost, it's pretty cool. They play "coincidence or not?"http://abc.go.com/watch/jimmy-kimmel-live/93521/250056/jimmy-kimmel-live-22?cid=fullepisodeaccess Their part starts at 22:10.

So let me make a short list of things that I'm like "WHAT?!" about:

1. John Locke. Just, in general. Specifically, who is this new John Locke?

2. Is Sayid really alive again?

3. Who are these new people at the Temple?

4. Where are they going at the end of the episode? And how's Richard doing? Is he alive?

5. Why was Desmond on the plane? And where were other supporting characters?

6. How are these timelines going to ever meet?

Things that were brought up in the interview:

-Michael and Walt were not on the plane. And Shannon was not on the plane. These things are important!

-There IS meaning behind "LA X" as opposed to "LAX" (the title of the premiere episode)

-John Locke is NOT possessed by the man in black. He IS the smoke monster.

-Something is possessing Sayid. But it might not be Jacob. It might be though.

Alright. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves. First thing is first.

John Locke.

Now, I've heard some realistic arguments that John Locke is the man in black and I think that it makes sense. But then the writers had to go and say no.

We have two different bodies - the smoke monster/"Locke" and the MIB. So who is that MIB? Does he even have anything to do with...anything? And is he really all that bad? I think that throughout the show, black and white have been very important, that kind of goes without saying. After thinking about it though, I don't know if I even remember it being spelled out as white=good and black=bad. Please, correct me if I'm wrong.

So what if...and this is very premature...what if Sayid's return is actually the MIB? Maybe? Just an idea.

Because after seeing Sayid die then come back to life, and then hearing that he's actually possessed by something, I thought, maybe Jacob? Maybe Jacob knew all along that this group would kill Sayid and that he would then be able to take over Sayid's body? But then Jimmy Kimmel was like, nope and the writers were like, ehh probs not. So I don't know anymore.

And the lockdown after finding out that Jacob is dead? They're surrounding the Temple with the sand stuff that protected the man from the smoke monster (well, tried to). So the smoke monster is out to get them? So that means that the fake John Locke is out to get them. And Richard definitely knew what those sparks were for. And he DEFINITELY knows who the fake John Locke is. So now we need to figure out when Richard Alpert would have been in chains and who John Locke is. And it'd be pretty nice to find out why Richard Alpert doesn't freaking age. Orrrrr...after watching the episode again...what if Richard Alpert is now inhabiting Sayid? If Richard Alpert did die (which I still don't toootally believe), it is possible that he is now Sayid. After showing a closeup of Richard being carried off, followed by a brief closeup of Locke's dead body, they cut straight to Sayid's. Coincidence? Perhaps.

So possible suspects for Sayid: MIB, Richard Alpert, Libby (jk but that'd be cool), Charlie (jk again, but that'd be cooler).

So really...I don't know anything. That show was insane. But we're in for one crazy seasons, that's something I know for sure. What are your thoughts so far? Leave a comment below!

**If you've read a bunch of stuff from interviews or something that will ruin all the fun in speculating and making things up, please don't ruin it for the rest of us! Thanks!

episode one.

well the preshow recap was pretty sweet/helpful just as a refresher course for those of you who can't remember the fifth season. luckily, i watched the past five seasons back to back...to back to back to back. in aboutt a month and a half. thank god for netflix.

so. episode one. bring it on.

IT NEVER HAPPENED?!?!
WHAT?
THE FOOT'S UNDERWATER?
[ps why is desmond on this plane?]


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i hate commercials.
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WAIT!
IT DID HAPPEN?!
WHAT'S GOING ONNNN??????!!!!!!!
...13 minutes in and i have NO idea what's going on. lost...you're amazing.

juliet's dead.
so now sawyer and kate can be together <3>"oh god, this is gross." gotta love hurley providing comic relief, even for just a second :)
DONT DIE SAYID. DONT DO IT. WHO WILL YELL SHANNON?


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i hate commercials. seriously, although this has been a great advertising technique, it is now just a nuisance. with dvr i don't even watch commercials anymore. and if i haaaave to watch commercials, i usually turn down the volume and do something else (write a facebook note, for example). and it's also unfair to advertise food late at night. because then people get hungry and it's not healthy to eat close to your bedtime, everyone knows that. another thing about commercials-there has to be a very careful balance of being played often and being overplayed. like that comcast on demand couple or whatever that is? stupid commercial. and it's on all the time. however, it's not on nearly as often as that god awful elmer fudd commercial. ...luckily for the commercial business lost is back on and i will no longer be ranting about commercials hahah
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WHERE. IS. SHANNON????? SHANNON?! SHANNON?! (speaking of which, i hope sayid isn't dead)
aww, "if this thing goes down, im sticking with you" awkward because that's why you die. poor boone.

blahhhhhhhhhhhh dead john locke is SO CREEPY. i wish they hadn't posed him smiling. what am i saying "posed him?" i wish he would stop smiling. slash smirking. whatever he's doing. it's going to be in my nightmares tonight.

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let's take a break and discuss things we want answers to:
a) why did the bomb do NOTHING? i was willing to accept that guns work after being completely submerged in water. i was willing to accept that guitars are fine after being soaked and that a rockstar would allow his guitar to get rained on nbd. i was willing to accept that normal people can perform births like it's whatever. i was willing to accept that they had sweet working torches at their disposal at all times. and i was even willing to accept that "you all everybody" is a legit song, not just a chorus on repeat. but a bomb being set off then doing nothing? come on lost. i just hope it doesn't take too too long to have it explained because i would really like to know what is going on. i'm impatient. it probably comes with the territory of watching the last five seasons back to back to back without commercials. oh! it's back on!
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it's pretty handy that hurley can see dead people. just saying.
really kate? juliet's probably just resting? nooo, i think she's playing an xbox.
NOT RESPONDING???? I HOPE ITS NOT CHARLIE AHHHHHHHH is he alive??? AHHH IT IS CHARLIE!!!!!! i would recognize those nails anywhere.


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ANOTHER COMMERCIAL?!?! IT JUST CAME BACK ON!!! blahhhhh
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CHARLIEEEEEEE DONT DIE ON ME (AGAIN!!)
he definitely has heroin in his throat. way to go, charlie. give him the heimlich, stop looking for a pen! and why is your pen missing? is that something i should have remembered from the past? oh no.
OH THANK GOD HES ALIVE. i couldn't go through that again. i'm still an emotional mess from the last time.

juliet, you could die. i'm quite the sawyer/kate shipper. and even if i don't fully support the kate/sawyer thing because neither one is really into relationships, i'm defffinitely NOT into sawyer/juliet. AT ALL. ew.

it's about time hurley mentioned the temple. let's goooooo, time's a'wastin and sayid's a'dyin.
hey black smoke monster, long time no see!
oh, smooth move with the rock there, smokey. you're a genius.


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overactive bladder commercials are completely inappropriate.
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oh, they got her out and she's alive. lame.
oh.
awkward.
she's dead.
and now sawyer's out to get jack. even lamer.

CHARLIE! ...in handcuffs. sigh. i would love if he could be a real character again. hahah charlie, so witty, you were meant to die. i guess desmond was talking to him before he got to the bathroom. i bet he had a vision of him on the bathroom floor. what a classy way to die. but i'm still going with assassination.

aaaanyway. lost. emotional music. scanning through the people we have come to know and love (well, some of them).
look at LA. the island was prettier.
bye, kate. bye, charlie. charlie looked better with longer hair anyway.
those are the guns that saved their lives. and caused a whole worlddd of conflict.
aww rose and bernard are so cute <3

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i am SO intrigued!! i really can't figure out how these two worlds are going to coexist! the past/present i understood. the future/present i understood. i even understood the past/future/present (with a little help from billy). but this? this whole like, past/present/...present? where's daniel faraday when you need him? oh right, he's on the helter skelter dvd on the way to my house from netflix.
CHARLIE IS ON A NEW SHOW
I HEARD HIS VOICE.
YESSSSS IM WATCHING FLASH FORWARD NOW. syyyke i'm watching lost.
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oh. my. god. jack's dad is still in freaking sydney? what IS that?? and they don't know where it is?? ohhhhh, this lost season is a tricky one. I LOVE IT.

look. kate found another perfect torch. i think the others celebrate easter by hiding torches, not eggs. and the whole island is game. the kids are really bad at it, considering they're still all over the place.
ooooohh, who are these people? excitingggg!!!


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i don't like this my touch commercial. "not just a phone, a collector's item." seriously? lame.

and in regards to this mcdonalds commercial, why doesnt this man make coffee at his house then? i dont understand. when i was a caffeine addict, i wouldnt wait til i got to school to find a "fix," (im such a hardxcore addict, look at me haha) i would have a coke at home. so mcdonalds = fail.

and note to the guy in the prevacid commercial, using this medicine did not get you your sense of humor back. tell your script writer he's dumb.
hahaha doggy dentures. love it.

EW JOHN TRAVOLTA GO AWAY.

oreo commercial is overplayed.

JULIET? in V? it's weird that this show is about visitors which reminds me of others. WHY are ALL of these commercials for new shows involving lost cast members? not really complaining.
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good! that's where jack's pen went! i thought it was something important that i forgot about. so let's go kate, get that lock undone. don't be such a failure. you let the spring go? you're so dumb. i hope that gun goes off and shoots you in the vagina.

awwwwww kate and sawyer reunite :) xoxoxo he's such a gentleman, that one.

what worked, juliet? aahhhh, lost is so mysterious.

and who are these people? flight attendant? hippy free love much?
and i guess i was wrong about the guitar case, billy. my bad. i thought it made sense (which, i mean, it still does). but this is much cooler so i agree with it.
i hope they can fix sayid! he's one of the coolest characters of them all! and he's listed first on the lost imdb page!


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why WOULDNT you choose jane lynch as your side kick?! i would be like omg YES PLEASE.

ps i imdb-ed lost, right? and apparently sawyer's character josh holloway had short hair at one point in his life? ew. he looks weird and i don't like it.

these talking groundhogs freak me out.

the kfc commercial is fine, like people holding drumsticks in each hand, okay whatever. PAUSE there was definitely a man chillin with like a whole chicken breast in his hand. unacceptable. and kind of gross.
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old jin = fail.
old "not english speaking" sun = fail.
good thing they came to the island, huh?

"if we do this there are risks. understand?"
no we don't understand because you didn't tell us what the risks are. jack may or may not be in a bromance with sayid. just kidding. but wouldn't that be cute? no.
i would reeeeeally like to stop watching sayid drown now. thank you very much.
if sayid is dead im turning off my tv and never watching lost again (just kidding, of course i will). and since when is sayid jesus? this show is too religious for me.

SAYID IS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO. NO NO NO NO NO BLAHHHHHHH. come on, jack, pleeeeease save him. please? ...pretty please? ...maybe? noooooooooooooo :( however. knowing lost, i have not given up hope entirely. just mostly. this is SO depressing.


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how can these commercial people be so happy? SAYID IS DEAD. STOP BEING HAPPY.
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honestly, i don't care about kate being in the airport. i would really rather prefer to watch them figure out what happened to sayid.
that guy is in EVERYTHING.

CLAIRE! YOURE MY DOPPELGANGER!! welcome back. by the way, i would have looked for you more if i were on the island.

awww kate loves sawyer.

hurley is so smart, that's why he's my tied for second favorite character.
duuuuuude that group went CRAZY when they found out jacob died! that was insane. and john locke is even more insane. omg. out of control. well, not john locke. you know, the black man or whatever has taken over his body now. (billy, good call, you're so smart, look at you)


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ONLY 12 MORE MINUTES?!? YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. im going to go CRAZY this season. this whole watching it on real tv thing is going to be the end of me.

snow tonight. jealous?
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aww hurley and his insanity are so cute and sentimental.

sawyer, get that look outta yo eye. youre not gonna touch jack.

yeah, okay so where is jacks dad? this is insane. "they lost one of my bags" "oh cool they lost my dad's dead body" oh and then john locke is going and being all sentimental and religious-y. "nothings irreversible" like when the island makes you walk again, john locke.

omg! richard alpert and his super thick eyelashes seem worried! where is ben? and what chains? blahhhhh what is happeningggggggg??? DID YOU JUST KILL RICHARD ALPERT?! IS HE ALIVE?!

JOHN LOCKE STOP CREEPILY SMILING/SMIRKING!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SAYID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean...welcome back.



okay.
THIS SHOW IS SO INTENSE OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
oh.
my.
god.
seriously?
that was INSANE.




season six?
you got me hooked.